Filler Friday: The Internet is Dumb, Part 2
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While we're pointing out the stupidity of the Internet, we bring you, live and xxx hottt, the transcript of a chat between our extremely attractive and intelligent editor and one of his "fans."
You will probably have a hard time believing that things like the following chat actually happen. We are here to assure you that they do, oh god, they do. All The Time. But we are internet rockstars, and this is what we have come to expect. Nobody ever said being a celebrity was easy.
Once again, live and unedited...
PsYcHoPuNk696969:are you ben????
flabjab:I'm part of his writing staff.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:dammit
PsYcHoPuNk696969:i will talk to you
PsYcHoPuNk696969:what do you mean writing staff???
flabjab:He doesn't write his page much anymore. He hired a few people to do it for him
PsYcHoPuNk696969:well, then you kick ass
flabjab:Yeah, he's a pretty good boss.
flabjab:So do you want me to pass on a message to him?
PsYcHoPuNk696969:i like all his writing no matter who wrote it
PsYcHoPuNk696969:no i just wanna tlka to someone
flabjab:Ah, well, I'm kinda busy.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:doing what???
flabjab:Things. Curiousity killed the cat.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:i never understood that.....
PsYcHoPuNk696969:what do you write???\
flabjab:The web site
flabjab:Daily Text mostly
PsYcHoPuNk696969:those are coooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
flabjab:Yeah, we're pretty proud of them.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:you are a damn good writer then
flabjab:It's not just me. There are three of us.
flabjab:And an editor
PsYcHoPuNk696969:all of you are then
PsYcHoPuNk696969:you guys kick ass
flabjab:Gotta keep the style right and check facts and make sure all the jokes are funny, you know?
PsYcHoPuNk696969:yeah
PsYcHoPuNk696969:they are funny
PsYcHoPuNk696969:hella funny
flabjab:Well thanks.
flabjab:I'll pass on the word to the other guys..
PsYcHoPuNk696969:who wrote about the day he was pissed off???
flabjab:He's always pissed off. Which one?
PsYcHoPuNk696969:the one where he just got his nipples pierced
flabjab:And the girlfriend stuff?
PsYcHoPuNk696969:and he's like "i'm a bit pised off. ......no footnotes for you mr. pissy!"
PsYcHoPuNk696969:yeah
flabjab:That was a team effort.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:it was hella funny
flabjab:We collaborate on most things.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:did you write part of it???
flabjab:Ben liked that one a lot.
flabjab:He was on vacation for most of that week
PsYcHoPuNk696969:how old are you???
flabjab:32
PsYcHoPuNk696969:cool
PsYcHoPuNk696969:i don't know how i found that page
PsYcHoPuNk696969:i was on hell.com once and i got a link to uber.nu
PsYcHoPuNk696969:but you're cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
flabjab:Hell.com links to Uber? Ben will be interested to hear that
PsYcHoPuNk696969:well, someday somehow it did that
flabjab:Interesting.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:hell.com has nothing to do withhell. it is acttually nosuch.com but them it has different things everyday and if you click the back button it gets you something you were never on
PsYcHoPuNk696969:and that is how i found uber.nu
flabjab:Aha.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:very weird....
PsYcHoPuNk696969:are his nipples cool???
flabjab:I doubt it. The nipple thing was my idea. I doubt he would actually ever get them done.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:realy??? good idea
PsYcHoPuNk696969:guys with nipple rings are cool
PsYcHoPuNk696969:do you like your job???
flabjab:Yeah, it's great.
flabjab:Lots of free time.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:how much do you get paid???
flabjab:Plenty.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:good good
PsYcHoPuNk696969:sounds like fun
flabjab:Yup.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:do you do anything else???
flabjab:Nope.
flabjab:I write other things for other websites.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:that counts
PsYcHoPuNk696969:what websites???
flabjab:All sorts.
PsYcHoPuNk696969:what ones ????
PsYcHoPuNk696969:i wanna see what else youwrite
flabjab:I wrote something for Salon the other day..
PsYcHoPuNk696969:what's that???
flabjab:Salon.com
flabjab:It's pretty much the most well known content site on the internet.