Art Fags: A One Act
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by Chester Phillips | originally published on 2000-09-11

enter DAKOTA and BEN.

BEN: Sometimes, I wish I went to more art openings and loft parties, you know? Perhaps I should move to that island in the middle of the Hudson.

DAKOTA: New Jersey?

BEN: I don't remember.

DAKOTA: But wait! Tonight, we are going to an art opening!

BEN: Oh, that's right! Look at us!

DAKOTA: We're art fags!

BEN: Yes we are!

DAKOTA: It's not so bad, is it? I thought it would be worse.

BEN: Yes, all the suffering for the art and such...

DAKOTA: Yes.

BEN: Does this mean we can score chicks now?

DAKOTA: I don't think so.

BEN: Oh.

DAKOTA: Well, at least not for you.

BEN: That's ok. I'm in love with you.

Chez Phillips is an unknown.

Chez Phillips is an unknown.