My Twin Brother Tom
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A list of things I would not want to hear if I had a twin brother named Tom.
- Hello Tom!
- What's happenin' Tom?
- Oh Tom, you're the best!
- Tommy, honey, you were always our favorite son.
- Hey Tom, where's your stupid brother?
- Twins? Pah! You got all the good genes, Tom!
- Tom, I'm going to leave your brother and run off with you.
- Would you like a ham sandwich?
- Hey Tom, let's kill your brother.
- I used your toothbrush.
- I'm glad you're not gay like your brother.
- It's cancer.
Ben Brown has no twin brother Tom!