My Cats Are Gay
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I have two cats, males
Both black with a little gray
When I’m at work they frolic and play
But lately, I’ve been worried,
and I really must say
I’m pretty certain my cats are gay.
Logistical problems,
Anatomical quandaries,
Societal biases,
disgrace?
These must not bother my happy kitties
Since they hump all over the place
Yeah,
They lick, poke, jab, thrust
Jump each other’s bones
They gaze into each other’s eyes
They cuddle, rub and roam
The evidence wide-open
The aftermath is plain
The house becomes their love nest
Who am I to say?
Love is rare and sex is good
And even cats get horny
So maybe I’ve got much to learn
Will my happy kitties show me?
It's time Clarence Davison was honest with himself