My Cats Are Gay
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I have two cats, males
Both black with a little gray
When Iím at work they frolic and play
But lately, Iíve been worried,
and I really must say
Iím pretty certain my cats are gay.
These must not bother my happy kitties
Since they hump all over the place
They lick, poke, jab, thrust
Jump each otherís bones
They gaze into each otherís eyes
They cuddle, rub and roam
The evidence wide-open
The aftermath is plain
The house becomes their love nest
Who am I to say?
Love is rare and sex is good
And even cats get horny
So maybe Iíve got much to learn
Will my happy kitties show me?
It's time Clarence Davison was honest with himself