When The Lunatics Run The Madhouse
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by Austin Johnson | originally published on 2001-01-25

Advisor: Sir, we cant just go out there and say "I dont know what the hell I'm doing"

Bush: Do you have a better idea Miss. Perfectiononamy ?

Advisor: Just say you have an "agenda". Something about ideals, families, cocaine, whatever. We'll fill in the blanks later.

Bush: Are there any more of these cookies?

Advisor: Agenda Mr. President.

Bush: Cookie?

Advisor: Agenda.

Bush: Agendery?

Advisor: AGENDA!

Bush: ...I want a cookie.

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