Reviews For The Common Man
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Don Delillo's The Body Artist: Nice and short, but kind of confusing.
Paris: filled with wankers, food too greasy, nobody speaks English.
REM's new album, Reveal: Good.
Diesel clothing: Too expensive.
Starbucks iced double mocha: Not as good as other double mocha's I've had.
Nintendo Game Cube vs. Microsoft X-Box: Couldn't care less, I'll buy whichever one is cheaper.
McDonalds: filled with wankers, food too greasy, nobody speaks English.
McSweeney's: Mostly confusing, but makes you feel like a pretentious wanker (which is good.)
Über: They say daily, but they mean whenever the editor crawls out of bed. Even then, most of their stuff is crap.
Cats: too much effort, taste bad.
Anal sex: Just like normal sex, but you get poo on your weener.
Ben Brown is a common man