Virus Names That Bring a Smile to the Faces of Even the Most Jaded Virologists
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[Ed: This was rejected by those chaps over at McSweeney's]
Asinine Herpesvirus
Bozo Virus
Colias Lesbia NPV
Dolphin Distemper Virus
Hojo Virus
Human Coxsackieviurs
Human Foamy Virus
Humpty Doo Virus
Ingwavuma Virus
Landlocked Salmon Reovirus
Lumpy Skin Disease Virus
Main Drain Virus
Orf Virus
Playas Virus
Poovoot Virus
Rhubarb Temperate Virus
Source: The Big Picture Book of Viruses
Peter Olson won't be rejected here.