16 Meditations on a $1 COKE WHORE
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Subj: dan Sent You A Coke Whore
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1. Why did my brother Dan send me a coke whore?
2. Is this an overdue birthday gift?
3. Do mom and dad know about the coke whore?
4. Was it their idea?
5. What's the $1 refer to, anyway?
6. Is the cocaine $1?
7. Or is she actually drinking Coca-Cola?
8. If the former, that's a great deal on narcotics!
9. If the latter, $1 is hardly a remarkable price.
10. Or is $1 her "price," which she'll then spend on coke?
11. She MUST be buying the beverage, because even if you turn 8 tricks a day, $8 won't buy much blow.
12. Probably easier to just to sleep with guys for the cocaine in the first place.
13. And why sleep with people in order to buy the beverage?
14. Probably easier to just work at McDonald's, and drink it straight from the machine when no-one's looking.
15. Plus, you can then hoard your minimum wage salary to spend on cocaine on the weekends.
16. That way, you keep your dignity!
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