Über Über
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A collection of memorable/forgettable words and phrases from Uber's past. (Contains appropriate links back to the original essays.)
Uber is like Gandhi at first light of day, wearing a pink Barbie nightgown. It is a big rhino monster with a red spandex outer shell to cover it all. Uber is better than panties, or even a thong, but not better than boobies. Uber is either a joint project between the U.S. government and Ben Brown, made for problematic, crazed zealots around the world, or the outcome of a deal with the devil made due to inebriation. To be an Uber writer you must go to Uberton College to learn that there is no Santa Claus and have an enthusiasm for unending parties. Because no one succeeds alone, Uber lives off a bunch of bored twenty-somethings whose goal is to be as blasphemous as possible and a touch juvenile. It's fine, we like their crazy bitching to do with kinky sex. In closing, Uber is a group of swinging, superfunkalicious people writing quack.
Simrita Shaheed has too much free time.