Review of the three latest Idiot's Guide Books
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Idiot's Guide to Murder/Suicide - Excellent manual with very good tips for the beginner, although, I don't suppose that there are folks with multiple successful experiences with suicide to be called an expert. Book really focuses in on the key proper order of 1) murder first, 2) then suicide. Warns of many instances where some idiots followed the incorrect order of 1) suicide first, 2) then murder and of course, weren't successful.
Idiot's Guide to Butt Sex - The book had very good illustrations to complement the very technically sound written instructions for butt sex. The surprising expert commentaries by leading republicans were a great addition to the book. Also covers that there's pretty much no wrong way to go about butt sexing. As long as there is a participating butt in the equation, you are not doing too bad. The book addresses that there really aren't any National Butt Sex Standars Board determined Generally Accepted Butt Sex Guidelines to be followed. Not exactly book of the month, but if you have extra cash, sure, pick up a copy.
Idiot's Guide to Hell - The book covers how basically, we are all going to hell. Good people, bad people, dogs, cats, horses, everything else you can think of, toasters, old tires, used Starbucks cups, shoes, all non-believers, all left handed people, all right handed people, all teenagers, all people over 6 feet tall, all people under 6 feet tall, all ugly people, all pretty people, all whites, all blacks, all yellows and browns, all nice people, all mean people, and everyone else. Even most born again Christians are going to hell because they aren't really, really saved. Only those who are really, really, really saved are going to heaven. However, from the really, really, really saved crowd, those in the church up the street will think that the church down the street will be going to hell and the church down the street will think the church up the street will be going to hell. Basically, 8 out of 10 people you meet are going to hell and the 2 out of 10 people you meet will think that each other are going to hell. Ah, what the hell, the hell with all this crap. So, why are we all going to hell you say? You mean you don't know?...Duh, silly. It's because a long time ago, Adam ate the forbidden fruit. And that's why it should make perfect sense to you that everyone deserves to burn in h*ll forever and ever and ever......and so basically, that's what the book basically covers. I found it to be an informative book, but I thought it could've been a teeny bit more on the lighter side. Perhaps a few cartoons or some randomly placed jokes from Snoop Dog and/or Ellen Degeneres would've made it more enjoyable. Overall a nice book to review for the really, really, really saved and the unrepenting evil heathens alike.
Steve Park is not an idiot.