The Über Archives
Über published an essay, skit, list, one act play or random piece of editorial garbage almost every single day for 5 whole years, 2000-2005. Never before have so many letters (and numbers!) been collected here, on one internet site.
AN OPEN LETTER ADDRESSED TO FRIENDS OF EX-BOYFRIENDS OF WINONA RYDER (F.O.E. OF W.R.) AND RADICAL IN
It's Bitter Cold (or, Why I Want To Bang Alexandra Steele, Travel Correspondent for the Weather Channel)
Dreams About Girls and How It's Weird Afterwards When You See The Girl of Which the Said Dream Was About
A Comparison of Deng Xiaoping and John Travolta, Written on the Eve of Deng Xiaoping’s Death in 1997 and Rejected Soon Thereafter by the Now Defunct Spy Magazine
Credits, written on Bank One stationary we found in a dumpster, at the beginning of a recently found video I made with my best friend when we were 15 that mainly consisted of reenacted “nut shots” and
Lunch Choices if the Plane You're on with a Bunch of Television Show Detectives Crashes into the Andes and You Have to Resort to Cannibalism
How To Avoid Feeling Guilty About Secretly Wishing Your Upstairs Neighbor Would Finally Die Of AIDS So That You Can Get Some Sleep
Commencement Address of Mr. Bugs Bunny to the George Washington University School of Medicine and Health Sciences
Pokemon's not passe is it?, i.e. it saved a young boy's life... and other items for those with A.D.D.